braigwen.txt

hello 1975: I ♡ MY BED #mybed

gothhabiba: I love not playing along
"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"
"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"
❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

sandsvendor100: Saint Thomas Aquinas Where-Ever You Are I Have A Diss Track For You

dykemd: everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

bogusfilth: browser extension that replaces every instance of "normal" with "hegemonic-ideal"

dw: love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

podcastwizard: hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

curseworm: the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

lizzyswor1d: Hoes mad because I shattered the facade

thydungeongal: Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

eyebaus: (guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

bloodcoveredgf: lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

andthentheywilleatthestars: "You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly
"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

matilda-aseo: the advanced faggot can crossdress without the need for a single item of clothing

lesbiankermit: lesbian husband is a gender and i have it

rednines: Feigning interest in television show till it’s my turn to talk and I can bring it back around to ninth century monastic disputes that served as the foundation for a broader movement of mysticism later on in the 11th century

senatortedcruz: Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

immuno: it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

tee-gee-em: it’s just me and my hairy transgender legs against the world

confield: (Kicking legs into the air) I'm sooo masc... Hehe... Ooh my gooood I'm Sooo masc!!!!

deanwinchesterapologist: you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room

elytrians: no way am i leaving the crossbow in the car. i might need it, and it goes with my outfit.

ailuromantic: nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

kittenteeth: “i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

squatsnstuff: I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

butterflypeaflowertea: downloading pdfs & epubs in a most wanton & lascivious manner

bloodbrainnbarrier: “Who’s your celebrity crush?” what kind of question. I don’t think of these people.

catilinas: linguistic prescriptivism bad words aren’t real and you can only trust your fists but also if you use the word eponymous wrong i am going to kill you

californiasplit: Carrying all of the imagined worlds that give me shelter slung over my shoulder in a little cloth bag tied to a stick

rotgospels: there is definitely a joan of arc to simone weil pipeline. dont ask me to elaborate

satellitefeed: ugh sorry for being late i was getting torn asunder

holyunholy: i get hostile in environments

kittykatninja321: my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

fandom-oracle: queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

crystaldotcafe: omg dude that study you linked is so cool. lol btw whose biases is it affirming?

anarcblr: the “Point”, my dear agitators, co-conspirators, and revolutionaries, is kindness

tarantula-hawk-wasp: Sometimes I think about the whole idea of Elrond and Rivendell and I cry

broadlyaudrey: even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me