cards in our custom cah deck for you:

Cowboy erotica.
Only making playlists with three different artists.
[Lenny face].
Asshole (complimentary).
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Evil demon flute.
Poe Dameron x OC porn.
I love you. That's it. No punchline.
Attention-seeking behaviors (trespassing, theft, property damage, murder).
Booty shorts that say "art thou nasty" on the ass.