ranger halt

he smiles about once a year. he likes wildflowers. he intervenes in barfights based on who he thinks is in the right. he's antisocial. he's a forger. he bribes people. he tries to fight two giant monster assassins at the same time. he tells a baron to go fuck himself. he throws a separate baron out of a window into a moat. he pays careful attention to his grammar when he's angry. he's amusic. his apprentice writes a song parody about him. he cuts his own hair with a knife. he's the second-best archer in the country, after only his apprentice. he's the epitome of "'autistic people are the sweetest' / 'not me, i'm a giant cunt'"